We hate cookies!

We hate cookies! A statement like that will get you a bunch of weird looks, except from people who deal with cookie configurations in the modern world. Cookies have a bad rap, and that's not entirely undeserved. Cookie security used to be messy and difficult, and it has only become more complex over the years. Undoubtedly, you've already bumped into broken cookie configurations or spent countless hours trying to figure out the meaning of a certain flag or its proper configuration value. Let's change that!